Top Four Types of Fun

“Friday” is all about fun. Fun fun fun fun. So I figured I’d break down the various types of fun Rebecca and her friends might have on any given Friday.

Partyin’ Fun

You don’t need to drink to have fun! Or do drugs! You can stand in driveways next to your friends’ older siblings’ cars. You can stand in the back of convertibles in between your friends and only mention one of your friends because the one on your left totally has enough self-esteem to handle being dissed like that. Then you can tell all your friends to gather in front of the old sycamore tree while you lecture them on the days of the week.

Calendar Fun

Knowing the days of the week is crucial to having fun! You can’t have fun on a Tuesday if you have a test to study for on Wednesday. Did you know that “Tuesday” is derived from the Germanic god Teiwaz, which is in turn derived from the Roman god of war Mars? Why am I talking about Tuesday? Let’s get back to Friday.

Friday Fun

This is arguably Rebecca’s favorite type of fun. It involves not being phased by your family’s morning anxieties, being able to choose which seat to sit in when your friends pick you up from the bus stop, knowing how to get home before curfew, and helping your friend lose the weird guy driving behind you on the highway.

Underage Driving Fun

Last but not least, driving at the age of thirteen is awesome! You don’t have to take any tests or have your stupid uncles get mad trying to teach you. Just drrriiiivvve, man. Who cares about seatbelts either? When the cops pull you over, just tell them what day of the week it is and they’ll let you go.

There you go. Now get out there and have some fun!

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