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Showing posts with label News. Show all posts

Friday, April 1, 2011

Breaking News: Black’s New Single “Saturday”

Picture_2This comes from our Rebecca Black Beat Reporter Giaco

Exclusive sources tell us that singer-songwriter Rebecca Black is set to release another single next week. The track, titled Saturday is going to be a “spiritual successor to Friday” quotes our source. A bit of a departure from the anthemic hit Friday, the new song features a darker, bleaker theme.

Saturday picks up right where Friday left off (with everyone partyin’ partyin’) but as the sun rises on Saturday morning, the world is besieged by nuclear attacks. Lyrics like “Cereal bowl falls to the floor, Crack!/The world is experiencin’ a nuke, Attack!” set the tone for the song.

According to our sources Black and friends hop in their convertible and cruise down a post-apocalyptic highway. As these lyrics show, seating is the least of their worries, “Don’t gotta worry ‘bout which seat to take,/ my only friend not killed in the bombings was Blake!”

Though our sources were only given a sneak peak of the first minute of the song, it is rumored that Black and friends will enter into a sort of death race against rapper Patrice Wilson. We can’t wait to hear the new single and can’t help but wonder, is she setting us up for a Sunday? A Sunday, bloody Sunday?

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How Dare She! Mi-Cy Hates on RB

miley-cyrus-smiles-on-the-tonight-showTween idol Miley Cyrus, the daughter of esteemed country hit-maker Billy Ray Cyrus and star of Disney’s Hannah Montana, doesn’t like Rebecca Black. Speaking to an Australian radio show, Cyrus said, “It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn't just be able to put a song on YouTube and go out on tour.”

Wait…is Rebecca going on TOUR? (There are conflicting reports.)

Anyway, Miley Cyrus is an idiot because there’s nothing wrong with being a YouTube star. It’s Rebecca’s only path to stardom! She’s only thirteen years old. Not everyone can have their daddy help them get a part on a Disney show and launch a music career on Mickey Mouse’s dime.

Plus, RB’s been on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno so she’s star, okay?  Maybe Miley’s just jealous that the last time anybody talked about her it was because she did drugs*.

*sort of

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