How Dare She! Mi-Cy Hates on RB

Tween idol Miley Cyrus, the daughter of esteemed country hit-maker Billy Ray Cyrus and star of Disney’s Hannah Montana, doesn’t like Rebecca Black. Speaking to an Australian radio show, Cyrus said, “It should be harder to be an artist. You shouldn't just be able to put a song on YouTube and go out on tour.”

Wait…is Rebecca going on TOUR? (There are conflicting reports.)

Anyway, Miley Cyrus is an idiot because there’s nothing wrong with being a YouTube star. It’s Rebecca’s only path to stardom! She’s only thirteen years old. Not everyone can have their daddy help them get a part on a Disney show and launch a music career on Mickey Mouse’s dime.

Plus, RB’s been on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno so she’s star, okay?  Maybe Miley’s just jealous that the last time anybody talked about her it was because she did drugs*.

*sort of

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